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                Posted By Dave WilsonIts the Bards birthday today!
 
 Scots wah hae wi' wallace bled!
 
 
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                Posted By Jim WalkerDave,
 
 Surely some mistake
 
 I think you will find Shakespeare's birthday is 23rd April.
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                Posted By Neil PearsonShakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says, "Get out, you're Bard."
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                Posted By peter gotchDave
 
 It is also St Paul's Day.
 
 My daughter is making me veggie soup this evening so the haggis, neeps and tatties will have to wait till 'ra morra'.
 
 Peter
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                Posted By Bill FisherNeil
 
 Given your position in the area of jokes - have you thought about taking up safety?
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                Posted By Neil PearsonBill - yes, that's why I need the stupid jokes!
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