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#1 Posted : 18 March 2005 16:49:00(UTC)
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Posted By Ian Bruce Does anyone have any good April 1st style stories that they wouldn't mind sharing? I'd like to lighten the mood a little within our company H&S Newsletter the next issue of which goes out on the 1st of April. Thanks in advance.
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#2 Posted : 18 March 2005 17:02:00(UTC)
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Posted By Merv Newman The old apprentice tricks come immediately to mind : sending him to the boiler house for a bucket of steam, or to the stores for a box of molecular weights. Or for a long weight (wait)
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#3 Posted : 18 March 2005 18:09:00(UTC)
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Posted By Mike Craven Or a long stand, or a left-handed chisel/screwdriver, or a pair of fallopian tubes!
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#4 Posted : 18 March 2005 19:08:00(UTC)
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Posted By Sylvia Tyler There's always the lad who fell of the hop up trying to get the unlined graph paper off the top shelf!! Please note the new safety rule to prevent a recurrence of the above incident - all unlined graph paper to be stored at low level. !!!!!!!
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