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Posted By CHRISTOPHER HAYWARD
First the Sermon, and then I will have a rant because I pay my £110 a year like all the other MIOSHers.
Today's sermon was taken from page 21 of the above publication. it was penned by a Mr Nigel Farndale, commentator on all things that he finds irksome.
I am quoting directly, with the exception of one word, for obvious reasons. The article ends:
"We know we should resist the faceless Health and Safety Bureaucrats who make fools of us, but our spirit is broken. Little by little the ba£$%rds have ground us down".
The cause of his ire? Well at Mass at his church the sacristan had to point out where the fire exits were before they started.
Anyway, now for the rant. Whilst we continue our pointless debates about competency, status, sub sections of regulations etc. the battle for hearts and minds is being lost all around us and people are DYING.
Must go, it's time for this little b£$!ards belated tea.
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Posted By Alison Melrose
Oh don't get me started on what people think about safety!
I live near Edinburgh and was a bit annoyed when I heard Sir Bob Geldolf urged 1 million people to come up for a jolly on the 6th July.
Now, I've nothing against the concerts (which will have proper stewards, security and welfare facilities) and I do think the west could do a lot more to help Africa but I thought his rant was ill conceived and downright dangerous. Edinburgh has about 460,000 people in it and increasing that number by a million (2 million if you listen to Bono) will create all sorts of problems. So, I thought I'd voice my concerns on his forum website...
and the sheer stupidity of some of the people! Like "the anarchists wouldn't mingle with peaceful protesters"....um, care to explain WHY NOT!!?! and that I was a doom and gloom merchant that could only see the down side and not the positive (as I said, I think the concerts are a fine idea). Anybody that dared to agree with me was flamed (even loyal fans were questioned as to their loyalty for this man!). It's like watching sheep...
I gave references to past G8 protests (where people had been injured) as well as personal experience from New Year celebrations on Princes Street (before the numbers were limited - I was there when there was 350,000 or so and was squashed at the bottom on Hanover Street). I gave incidences of mindless violence in Edinburgh with crowds - a few years back when some kids slashed the legs of Firework attendees at the end of the festival. I cited recent football matches (where there had been an invasion of the pitch that the police were unable to stop) and provided website forum addresses which mentioned local football team "casuals" actively looking to fight the protesters when they arrived.
Their response...you are delusional...it won't happen...people aren't like that...stop being negative....
ARGHHHHHHH!!!
I pointed out I was in the field of health and safety so knew a bit about crowd dynamics / crush injuries etc but it seems to make no difference....so I've given up with that one. They'll come to Edinburgh and some of them will spend time in the new Royal Infirmary (or perhaps the city Morgue if they are really unlucky). The folk of Edinburgh will be left to pick up their cr*p (and probably foot the bill for the shindig) but as long as Sir Bob gets his mug on the TV screen then everything will be fine and dandy...
Rant over....
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Posted By Jasonjg
Blame your delusional do-gooders and regulation pushers and not the press for they understand not till things go wrong. When things do go wrong, invest in a promotions expert to back you up.
“Some times and some places your just as welcome as Joseph witnesses are some comments that pop up on sites”. “God will be with you sooner than you think if you don’t put that bloody hard hat on matey”.
It’s obvious some of you safety folk need to get out more and some of you need to be kept behind lock and key.
Stand by your guns, you know you are right.
Anyway I am off now, had my £110 sick buzz
Got to prepare for the introduction of break glass fire exits for prison courtyards.
Resistance is futile
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Posted By Jasonjg
Alison
Do you like Bob?
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Posted By Alison Melrose
I respected and admired the man for Live Aid (when I was a kid) but he's got a tendency to open his mouth and not engage brain and I'm afraid as he doesn't respect the people of Edinburgh, I can't respect him.
I also watched the programme on Live Aid where he treated Midge Ure like a hot dog p** (and although not a massive Ure fan) thought he only does it as he's a "Diana" - needs the spotlight and media in order to thrive...
Actually enjoying his programme on Africa (funny how there's a book on it in the shops at the mo...call me cynical....) but I think there are loads of people out there doing really great work for Africa (donating time or money) who don't need to to be in the media to help...could he not have asked people to donate the money they would have spent coming up here to charity instead. If 1 million people do come (and spend an average £100 getting here, on food etc) that would have raised £100,000,000... given that Edinburgh citizens will also need to spend money to tidy up the mess - this money could have been used to train teachers, provide cows, install clean water supplies etc...just a thought.
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Posted By Alison Melrose
Oh OK, maybe it's because getting to work next week will be an absolute nightmare thanks to him!!
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Posted By Peter Longworth
I've got to agree on one point you make, the fact that this whole G8 protest is ill thought out and likely to be a disorganised mess. However we mustn't forget the good that can come out of it.
Just think of all those fading rock stars who's careers will receive a much needed boost or those who have spent months embroiled in defending criminal charges who now will be able to portray themselves in a positive light We must do everything we can to conserve these endangered species lest they disappear forever. What's a multi-million pound security and clean-up bill compared to the benefits we will receive.
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Posted By Rob T
On the original thread - Unfortunately a lot of people see us in this way and to some extent they have a point! Jeremy Clarkson has some very valid points about overenthusiastic H&S advisers interpreting safety to the n'th degree and not allowing for the fact that there has to be some risk to make life worthwhile. This together with the absolute rubbish coming out of the EU who's only impact seems to be on the UK (we already had some of the best safety systems in the world before they started interfering).
If you can be realistic and deal with the real risks then people will come on board to the point where "elf an' safety innit" once again becomes a profession where people take notice because they want to rather than because they "have" to.
Oh and by the way - if I attended church (which I don't unless it's the usual weddings etc) I would be embarrasssed to hear the vicar (or whatever) start pointing to fire exits like an airline steward. Let's just ensure that we stop the conkers bonkers brigade from making a laughing stock of our profession and get back to the real world.
As for Bob Geldof - I've worked in many places in Africa and I wouldn't allow one penny to go to these places until they have got rid of the corrupt, murdering, torturing leaders who will steal any money that they receive. Any African leader who has more money than Tony Blair/Shroeder (third and fourth richest countries in the world) etc is in my opinion, corrupt, and should be ousted. I'm (for the first time in my life, with Oasis here!).
Rant over.... just taken a happy pill.
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Posted By Alias
I sometimes feel forced to take h&s to the n'th degree because of fear of litigation, things can and do go wrong even though the precautions that prevented them at the time seemed silly and 'safety gone madish' they darn well will be thrust back at you in court. For example lets take this first exit in churches scenario, lets say a church burnt down lives were lost because the main entrance was where the fire was and no one knew an alternate exit, would that be seen as one of those things or would it be seen as negligent not to have pointed out an alternate exit? I have to wonder. I too don't really want to hear that stuff in church but you can bet your bottom dollar I would want to know when the fire broke out and I hope at that time it wouldn't be too late.
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Posted By Jasonjg
Alias
I think the point is, should the Vicar/priest have needed to point out the exits verbally at the congregation.
If their was a proper assessment of the fire risk within this building then surely other plans would have worked just as well without the need for a Holy man looking like a stewardess.
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Posted By Frank Cooper
Fire in a church? Lives lost? Litigation?
Surely, it would be an act of God?
On a more serious note, why shouldn't the fire exits in public buildings be pointed out to the people that use them?
Visitors should know what to do in the event of a fire whether it be a workplace, church or any where else. People who always perceive that H& S is "over the top" are the ones that are the most dangerous, both to themselves and others. And they are usually the first ones to complain when things go wrong.
Frank C
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Posted By Alias
Jason, if that's the case why point them out ever?
Don't confuse the issue because it's a church and a no one expects a vicar to talk about health and safety.
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Posted By Jasonjg
Again
lets put it this way
I would rool with laughter the day I was stopped by the ASDA welcomer waving their arms about and pointing me to places and doors.
Are we suggesting that Places such as supermarkets are not managing their fire risks because this is not being done.
Cum on
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Posted By Robert K Lewis
Just to pull a few threads together here - We are all concerned with a rash of issues that ultimately come down to issues of competency for the people initiating such actions.
We are constantly struggling against the tide of persons who can latch on to the alarmist buttons that are within us all. A few carefully chosen words presented well and they become "gospel" so to speak. I do not blame the press it is the people who place some real or imagined letters after their name, take up a "common sense" precautionary principle and frighten the horses in every field.
What's the answer? I don't know as I have seen it for more than 30 years and I never cease to be amazed at the ingenuity of some people or the gullibility of others. As they say "You can fool all of the people some of the time, and you can fool some of the people all of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time". Lets hope we will track out of here eventually
Bob
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Posted By MC
Hello All,
The battle for hearts and minds is certainly THE toughest battle. Positive H&S culture must come from the very top of an organisation and trickle its way down. The H&S field could do with Max Cliffordesque style Propaganda - with some sense of humour.
As for the Vicar pointing out fire exits, they have magic shows in Church these days. If they felt after a risk assessment, that pointing out fire exits is a good idea, then let them be for God's sake! It shouldn't even make the papers because this isn't overzealousness - it's a possible life saving measure.
As for Asda, they are two busy with putting together their price comparison trolleys!
regards
MC
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Posted By Jasonjg
(Quote) As for Asda, they are two busy with putting together their price comparison trolleys!
Hopefully not along emergency exit routes lol
At the end of the day none of us have seen the Church in question and do not know what was going on at the time. It could have been a great hall or a small room within a complex????? Who knows?
Churches have limited budgets blah blah. Maybe it was the best course of action in that particular circumstance.
Its funny really because when I was going into safety, I attended a well known college. Myself and 15 other existing and potential safety managers were all briefed about fire when we changed to another part of the complex.
Very good you may think.
One day the alarm rings and it took 17 safety managers and a tutor a good 5 minutes to determine whether or not it was a fire alarm. Quite funny asking the caretaker what we should do.
Maybe someone remembers this day
Cum on, own up, I know you are out there
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Posted By Alias
Jason,
In supermarkets they have a fire strategy that involves many people sweeping each aisle, I know because I've written one! The poor vicar may not have the time to congregate all elderly, kids and who knows who else and escort them to the alternate back door exit past the alter, under the organ pipes, and through the confession box.
It's all about managing the situation with what you have, Asda have an army of assistants, the church only the vicar and maybe a 90 year old organ player if they're lucky, so they need to make alternate arrangements, one might well be spelling out where the exits are.
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Posted By Sean Fraser
Up here in the frozen North, we have started a project where we take hazard recognition and risk assessment out to the secondary schools - we are still in the pilot stage but had a very successful session involving the 13-14 year olds.
The point we make is that safety is all to do with risk perception and taking appropriate measures to reduce the risk to as low as practicable. Banning things is not usually an appropriate response but shouldn't be ruled out (asbestos & other dangerous substances being a good example). We want children to understand the basic principle of safety and to appreciate that it isn't difficult to apply, doesn't require lots of forms or specialist knowledge - applying the principle of risk assessment in your head will make any activty safer, even seemingly simple ones, and it is something they do all day, every day anyway.
The bad PR in which the media portrays us is because of how some people have and continue to approach H&S, and we need to counter that less in what we say to defend ourselves and more in our actions. Look at your own H&S system and apply the KISS principle to it - if you have to jump through hoops just to get a lightbulb changed then you have a problem. Simplify! (KISS for those who may not know is Keep It Simple, Stupid).
People should be able to read that c**p in the paper and NOT associate it with what you and I advocate. There is therefore no need to justify ourselves against the actions of others.
Lead by example.
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Posted By Jasonjg
Alias
Agree and disagree
Please do not think for one minute that I am totally refusing the fact that people should be directed to exits by means of a verbal presentation.
There are places and circumstances, which leave nothing but these sorts of measures. It has just come to the point that none of us know the exact circumstances of the situation and by carrying on trying to justify both points of views, we may well end up looking like fools debating a unknown situation.
What also can add to your argument even more is DDA as you well know.
Nope I am not digging that hole anymore :)
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Posted By Alias
Sorry Jason I cross posted, i.e. wrote mine at same time as yours but having seen yours would not have posted what I posted, make sense? Good :)
lol @ your anecdote and thank god someone else actually uses text speak so I can using rofl, bbs, lmao, btw, nvm, etc. will improve my productivty on this board some 2%, woot!
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Posted By Jasonjg
bbs??? nvm???
They are new to me. I actually spend a lot of time on a particular game forum so kinda pick up most habits there.
Can you imagine an IOSH board with the ability to have a avatar, quotes and pictures. I think it would be good but then you get the flame wars lol.
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Posted By Alias
Sorry we seem to have hijacked this topic, but stranegly enough I'm part of a huge gaming community too which is where I got my lingo. bbs = be back soon, nvm = nevermind. Coming from a gaming community you may also be familiar with n00b and pwn, hee hee. Id you're not I'll scuttle back under my rock.
Sorry that will the last time I go off topic in this thread.
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Posted By Messy
The poor old vicar. Maybe he was using the position of the fire exits in his sermon to represent something or other in life. I do hope so. But like many, s/he is obviously scared of litigation and is 'over compensating'.
In aircraft, there are possible 100s of punters in a very confined space with few narrow exits which lead to a final exit with quite a large step down. Furthermore, there's several 1000s of litres of flammable aviation fuel either side in the wings with very little fire separation between the storage and the public. There may also be hazardous material in the cargo hold. Any fire will spread very quickly, there is a high risk of passengers being trapped
In my local church, there is only a handful of regular punters (who know their way around the building). Xmas and easter there's one or two more. There are naked flames quite close to flowers, but that's it. It's very unlikely that a rapid fire spread would develop trapping those inside.
It's plain stupid to approach these risks in the same way. I don't blame the vicar. Everyone seems to be running scared of litigation and it is making those working in H&S look like idiots (remember the school v the loo roll saga?)
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Posted By Eric PD
H&S is just recorded common sense in a lot of situations. The problems arise when these overzelous incompetant blithering beurocrats think that H&S Management = ACE ie arse covering excersise. I say cover your arse by all means but not to the extent that you cant unbuckle your trousers.
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