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Admin		#1 Posted : 12 December 2005 20:59:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Ged How many Angels can dance on the head of a pin? Nowdays only four angels can dance there. Formerly there was no limit, but the EU has passed the Angel Safety Law recently, which also requires that the pin must be inspected twice a year for structural defects.
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Admin		#2 Posted : 12 December 2005 21:01:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By srd This is probably due to the required use of edge protection, which will reduce the pin surface area available to the Angels. Stephen.
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Admin		#3 Posted : 12 December 2005 21:17:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By John Watson I assume we have barriered off the base of the pin to ensure persons are not near the sharp end?
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Admin		#4 Posted : 12 December 2005 23:42:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Brett Day Of course the Elf and safety department have been working overtime!
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Admin		#5 Posted : 12 December 2005 23:57:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Scottie Surely the Work at Height Regs don't apply to those who can fly?
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Admin		#6 Posted : 13 December 2005 08:43:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Jonathan Sandler CMIOSH WHA not, but flying over and through international air space does. Please refer to Regina -v- Santa Claus al alna 1973 case no 21534. Flying without a licence, flying through international air space without permission. I think Hogworts has just been through this as well, but am still waiting for conformation. Jeff Tracy pleaded Guilty but got off with a suspended sentence. And promised not to make rubbish films for at least 3 years.
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Admin		#7 Posted : 13 December 2005 08:50:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Jim Walker Does'nt the angel's employer have something akin to crown imunity?
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Admin		#8 Posted : 13 December 2005 11:55:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Ken Taylor I don't see the point of this and am more concerned about people at the sharp end.
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Admin		#9 Posted : 13 December 2005 15:12:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By John Watson Ken, we have barriered off the sharp end so you can rest easy.
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Admin		#10 Posted : 13 December 2005 16:47:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Jonathan Sandler CMIOSH Is'nt an angle an act of god?
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Admin		#11 Posted : 13 December 2005 17:05:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Merv Newman The answer is 16. Ref: T Pratchett, Carpe Jugulem, 1998 Have a nice diem Merv
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Admin		#12 Posted : 13 December 2005 18:36:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Brett Day Or if you prefer Mr Adams, 'Oh dear says God, and dissapears in a puff of logic.'
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