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#1 Posted : 24 March 2006 15:12:00(UTC)
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Posted By Alan Hoskins Are we all so busy that no one has anything contentious/funny to say for the weekend? This is getting serious! Seems like everyone is apathetic - but I don't really care... A
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#2 Posted : 24 March 2006 15:18:00(UTC)
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Posted By Gary IMD(UK) Hi Alan, There was frivolity and laughter earlier in the week and some people took offence... so we're all staying tight-lipped! I'm still up for fun though!! Take care!
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#3 Posted : 24 March 2006 15:18:00(UTC)
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Posted By Descarte Ok then here is one for you. http://www.nzherald.co.n...c_id=1&ObjectID=10374228 I have heard of driving and being legsless ba dum shish
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#4 Posted : 24 March 2006 15:19:00(UTC)
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Posted By lewes You asked for it and apologies for any offence !!! A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon."
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#5 Posted : 24 March 2006 15:34:00(UTC)
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Posted By John Doe A lad hits a pig whilst out driving his 4x4. He phones his boss and says "the pig's still alive but he's caught in the bull bars". His boss tells him to shoot the pig. Lad says "OK, but what shall I do with his speed gun?"
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#6 Posted : 24 March 2006 15:38:00(UTC)
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Posted By David J Jones OK - you started it. Older chap turns up at the golf club looking for a partner for a round, gets paired up with a Japanese business man. Out to the first tee, older chap, being a nice guy, allows his partner to tee-off. The Japanese business man hits a cracking shot, straight down the fairway ball rolls to a stop about three metres from the pin. Older chap turns to him and says - "Nice tee shot". Have a nice weekend! David Japanese business man responds - "Thank you, but a bit tight under the arms".
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#7 Posted : 24 March 2006 15:39:00(UTC)
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Posted By David J Jones Apologies, Got the closing salutation in the wrong place! David
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#8 Posted : 24 March 2006 15:48:00(UTC)
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Posted By Descarte added to the suspense, though admittedly it wasnt necessary :-)
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#9 Posted : 24 March 2006 16:09:00(UTC)
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Posted By Philby' Its an old one, of the 7 year old daughters, but who cares.... two cows in a field, one turns to the other and says 'a bit worrying this mad cow thing' the other cow replies 'what you talking to me about it for, I'm a helicopter!' Made me laugh
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#10 Posted : 24 March 2006 16:14:00(UTC)
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Posted By Alan Hoskins That's better... But I'm off home now, being one of those incompetent, in-house advisors... ...sorry, wrong thread! A
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