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Posted By Gordon Thelwell
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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Posted By Jonathan Breeze
LOL, very good Gordon!
PS - the spell checker missed out that an apostrophe is required in "it's" in the last two verses.
I'd better go and tell Neal!
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Posted By Jonathan Breeze
Scratch that last comment.
I blame the little un for keeping me awake...
Honest!
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Posted By Ian Dale
Pity that the spell checker will not highlight 's. Some people appear to want to put 's at every opportunity. It saves one key stroke to type trees rather than tree's!!
Ian Dale
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Posted By John_Webster
Ah, you must mean the greengrocers' apostrophe, usually found near the end of apple's, orange's, banana's and, of course, ripe juicy pear's - whether or not they are falling out of tree's
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