Posted By Jeffery Watt Comrades On the news today researchers have finally worked out how to become invisible. Does anyone want to break it to these poor chaps, slaving over a hot meta particle, that all they needed to do was become an H&S professional. I have been invisible for years but only to certain species of manager/worker. This is so accomplished that some don't even hear me, stealthy or what? Right I'm off to the patent office after a cup of decaff and two McVities(lovely family the McVities) Watt, Jeff 2006 :Centre for sub atomic cynicism.

Posted By holmezy Brett, its at that point when we change into our "if only you had listened" or "I told you so" outfit". Thankfully, these dont come out of my wardrobe very often and when they do, even for minor functions, they tend to chaff a little!! I then get asked to put on my "how to get out of the c**p" coat and closely followed by another outfit change to the "how do we stop it happening again" matching shirt and tie!! If only the directors would put their "lets listen" coat on more often. Holmezy