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Posted By Simon Dean Some of these have been around for a while, but still make me laugh...
What do you get when you cross a librarian with a Safety Manager? All the information you need—but you can’t understand a word of it.
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a Safety Manager? An offer you can't understand.
What’s the difference between God and a Safety Manager? God doesn’t think he’s a Safety Manager.
Q: When does a person decide to become a Safety Manager? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do safety Managers use for birth control? A: Their personalities Q: How can you tell an extroverted safety Manager? A: When he talks to you, he looks at your safety shoes instead of his own
More of these can be found on: http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk/subsite2/jokes_1.htmMade me laugh! mind you it is a friday..
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Posted By Edward Shyer
Q:
What do you get if you don't stick to Health and Safety issues.
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Moderators taking your thread off the site. even on a Friday.
nice jokes Simon although they are bit worn out.
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