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freelance safety  
#1 Posted : 25 November 2009 15:30:05(UTC)
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freelance safety

Fun for the day! I was asked recently how I could ‘get round’ a Prohibition Notice by a Director - comical comments only, many thanks.
blodwyn  
#2 Posted : 25 November 2009 16:02:05(UTC)
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blodwyn

1. Move 2. Change the company name 3 Get rid of the process 4. Beg that is is nearly Christmas and that is really not in the spirit of things.....?
freelance safety  
#3 Posted : 25 November 2009 16:10:31(UTC)
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freelance safety

Post a letter to Santa?
jwk  
#4 Posted : 25 November 2009 16:11:49(UTC)
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jwk

Take it out for a candle-lit dinner? Or arrange a surprise weekend away for just the two of you?
freelance safety  
#5 Posted : 25 November 2009 16:32:39(UTC)
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freelance safety

Candle lit dinner for the PN or Director?
RayRapp  
#6 Posted : 25 November 2009 16:37:51(UTC)
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RayRapp

Erect some chapter 8.
freelance safety  
#7 Posted : 25 November 2009 18:19:51(UTC)
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freelance safety

How about a permit to avoid?
Canopener  
#8 Posted : 25 November 2009 18:23:08(UTC)
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Canopener

Attach a £50 to it and send it back?
freelance safety  
#9 Posted : 25 November 2009 18:25:04(UTC)
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freelance safety

Great idea, those poor inspectors - ............
Brett Day SP  
#10 Posted : 25 November 2009 23:28:00(UTC)
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Brett Day SP

Don't, I worked for a company that recieved a PN and IN and the director at the parent company in the states asked what would it take to get the enforcer to look the other way adding that it was common practice over his side of the pond. Both myself and the Ops Manager pretended we didn't hear that question....
JohnMackie  
#11 Posted : 26 November 2009 08:26:48(UTC)
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JohnMackie

ok here goes, in order to "get around" it:- Skirt Run Hop Skip Jump Cycle Walk Drive Scooter Skate Jog (slower version of running) Moonwalk Crawl Cartwheel there maybe others but i hope you get the drift I'll get my coat :)
Barrie(Badger)Etter  
#12 Posted : 26 November 2009 08:47:55(UTC)
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Barrie(Badger)Etter

Try using a Monopoly 'Get out of Jail free' card!?!
grim72  
#13 Posted : 26 November 2009 08:55:16(UTC)
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grim72

Go to the beach, take a spade, dig a hole, bury your head in it, rest easy!
blodwyn  
#14 Posted : 26 November 2009 12:39:04(UTC)
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blodwyn

Burn said paper and pretend that during post office strikes it never arrived!!! Working well in courts at the moment for summons!!!
Sean.B  
#15 Posted : 26 November 2009 13:30:16(UTC)
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Sean.B

Tell him to put the enforcement letter on the table, then walk around it
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