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sean  
#1 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:00:16(UTC)
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As it is Friday I thought I would post an idea of what I think some of our regular forum users look like and their hobbies. Please do not take offence and feel free to post what you think of me! John M - 40 year old long haired (neat in a pony tail) union official fighting for the rights of all employees. Hobbies - Attending music festivals, Cricket and Real Ale. Rich777 - 40 year old smartly dressed short hair director of a small company with no union present. Hobbies - Attending all major horse racing events and a season ticket holder at a top premier club Graham Bullough - 50 ish, pipe smoker, blazer and dickey bow, working as a consultant specialising in MH. Hobbies - Reading up on all the latest changes to legislation in any subject. Chrisburns - Nearly 60 casual dresser, down to earth Self employed RA, loves telling a good yarn. Hobbies - Collecting model cars and trains, football and the odd flutter down the bookies.
MaxPayne  
#2 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:06:43(UTC)
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MaxPayne

What's a "Perspection" ?
Andrew W Walker  
#3 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:11:35(UTC)
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Andrew W Walker

Can't wait to see the replies.
martin1  
#4 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:17:37(UTC)
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martin1

MaxPayne wrote:
What's a "Perspection" ?
Its when you examine something very closely through perspex.
martin1  
#5 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:22:45(UTC)
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martin1

Martin1 Age21 - Golden locks of hair and darkly handsome. Lover to all women, friend to all men. Hobbies - Forumla 1 racing car driver, part time underwear model, attending parties on large yachts ( normally his own ).
Bob Howden  
#6 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:25:11(UTC)
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Bob Howden

MaxPayne wrote:
What's a "Perspection" ?
I thought it was the name of a film
Bob Howden  
#7 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:29:45(UTC)
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Bob Howden

Age - older than you, fat, balding, cavalier, outspoken Hobbies - driving Dad's taxi, holding the fort, being a political pundit, listening to House music (really), growing old disgracefully
Andrew W Walker  
#8 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:30:54(UTC)
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Andrew W Walker

Motorhead. Age 18- Long black hair (good for the old headbangin'). Warty face. Starter of wars, queller of uprisings and deflowerer of maidens . Hobbies- Sex, drugs and Rock 'n' Roll
martin1  
#9 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:33:45(UTC)
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martin1

I don't think it is the name of a film but it should be. I'll write, direct and keep most of the profits if you guys can raise the £100 million budget. Let me know by close of play today - I am very busy.
sean  
#10 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:39:36(UTC)
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So its changed into self description. Sean - stylish tall muscular balding loud union official living in the north but a Londoner. Nah that's boring.... I am sure someone out there can make up something better!!
Andrew W Walker  
#11 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:46:05(UTC)
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Andrew W Walker

quote=sean]So its changed into self description. Sean - stylish tall muscular balding loud union official living in the north but a Londoner. Nah that's boring.... I am sure someone out there can make up something better!!
Sean- Slightly deluded. Always thinks its cold up north, finds it hard to communicate with the locals, thought everybody had whippets and pigeons in their back yard. Hobbies- supporting some rubbish football team. Dreaming of a better life down south
firesafety101  
#12 Posted : 15 July 2011 15:51:57(UTC)
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firesafety101

Chrisburns - Nearly 60 casual dresser, down to earth Self employed RA, loves telling a good yarn. Hobbies - Collecting model cars and trains, football and the odd flutter down the bookies. Not too far off actually. 2 years out - (Not saying which way), always down on earth, can wind a bobbin hence the yarn, used to collect cars and trains, love football and can't wait for the new season, have a client who is a bookie. Also plays drums, tries to play guitar, drives the school run, cooks good food, enjoys a good red wine and love my work. Funny as I was wondering where the Friday post was and then there it was :-)) Thanks sean
Safety Smurf  
#13 Posted : 15 July 2011 16:04:07(UTC)
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Safety Smurf

Safety Smurf; Short Blue 30 something with GOSH seeks...... oops! wrong site.
Hally  
#14 Posted : 15 July 2011 16:22:21(UTC)
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Hally

Hally Pushing 40 Lives in Liverpool City Centre Wishes to find pint of real ale approx 6pm this evening in my local for a good time. Might cheat on it by buying another pint shortly after.
Mr.Flibble  
#15 Posted : 15 July 2011 16:39:14(UTC)
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Mr.Flibble

Mr.Flibble Mid 30's penguin hand-puppet Goes by the name of Susan at the weekends Likes to wear tights, a cape and eats kebabs and cheesy chips. Trys not to loose all his money at poker.
sean  
#16 Posted : 15 July 2011 16:52:45(UTC)
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Chrisburns so pleased you took it in good heart, I hope the others mentioned take it the same way. Hally - Liverpool supporting computer freak paying far too much for his beer in the city centre. Hobbies - reading history to try and find the last time his team won the league! Mr. Fibble - ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Motorhead - I bet your really a female!
Andrew W Walker  
#17 Posted : 15 July 2011 17:00:05(UTC)
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Andrew W Walker

quote=sean] Motorhead - I bet your really a female!
I could say "only at weekends", but I was beaten to it. Perhaps I did exaggerate slightly. Good thread for a Friday- it put a smile on my face. Have a good weekend all... Andy
MrsBlue  
#18 Posted : 18 July 2011 10:03:29(UTC)
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Hi all - it's not Friday but I'm sure the moderators will allow a one off reply. Only saw the post today. Totally wrong but hilarous Friday thread. Age wrong - never been a director - never been in a union - only been to one horse racing meeting (years ago at York) - only ever been to a few premier football games (when it was called Div 1). I am in education - formerly Baker, Slaughterman - military (22 years) - local government. Going to the dogs now - which reminds me, me and the wife picked 8 out of 12 doggies at the local meet a few weeks ago. Rich
John M  
#19 Posted : 18 July 2011 10:57:45(UTC)
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John M

Totally and utterly wrong and way off the tide. No pony tail, no tatooes, no body adornements (rings studs) etc. Two degrees 27 years years Merchant Navy service in all ranks to Master. Oh yes I have left wing leanings! Fair effort old boy but you really must try harder Jon
Hally  
#20 Posted : 18 July 2011 13:49:57(UTC)
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Hally

sean wrote:
Chrisburns so pleased you took it in good heart, I hope the others mentioned take it the same way. Hally - Liverpool supporting computer freak paying far too much for his beer in the city centre. Hobbies - reading history to try and find the last time his team won the league! Mr. Fibble - ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Motorhead - I bet your really a female!
Cheeky so and so ;) If i remember rightly you're an Arsenal fan? Count on no fingers how many European Cups you've run. How is the scaffolding on your building? Went past there Saturday after picking some post up from Brunswick Dock...
Hally  
#21 Posted : 18 July 2011 13:50:58(UTC)
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Hally

Won not run - spellchecker didn't help me ;)
sean  
#22 Posted : 18 July 2011 14:04:26(UTC)
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Oh Hally the truth hurts! My scaffolding is fine. And our players are deserting a sinking ship just like rats! I hear John Bishop is signing for Liverpool as he is British?
Zimmy  
#23 Posted : 18 July 2011 16:19:54(UTC)
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Zimmy

This is not a dating site it's a relationship site. We get all the basic stuff sorted so we can get on with the important things'...Says zimmy, 6 foot three, big nose, yellow teeth and a pet Tapeworm called 'Harry'.This is the man who thinks 'the acid test' is a quality control inspection of LSD Z
Paul Duell  
#24 Posted : 18 July 2011 16:40:53(UTC)
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Paul Duell

Paul Duell... is embarassed by how closely he resembles his forum avatar. Likes Dire Straits, chinese food, sleeping on the train Dislikes The Beatles, the Daily Mail, people who make a lot of noise on the train. has hobbies including Hospital Radio, Geocaching and adding ever more unlikely gadgets to his caravan.
stuie  
#25 Posted : 18 July 2011 16:42:44(UTC)
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stuie

Too short for my weight, going grey too quickly, eyesight fading rapidly, and all in my 20's too!!!
Safety Smurf  
#26 Posted : 18 July 2011 16:57:10(UTC)
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Safety Smurf

Paul Duell wrote:
Paul Duell... is embarassed by how closely he resembles his forum avatar.
Now with all due respect, I've seen avatar and you aint no blue dude!
Paul Duell  
#27 Posted : 18 July 2011 17:04:46(UTC)
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Paul Duell

Paul Duell wrote:
Paul Duell... is embarassed by how closely he resembles his forum avatar.
Quote:
...is embarrassed by his inability to spell "embarrassed" at the first attempt.
Safety Smurf wrote:
Now with all due respect, I've seen avatar and you aint no blue dude!
Wait till I get my face paint on, next time Portsmouth are in the Cup Final. Admittedly that might be quite a long wait.
Paul Duell  
#28 Posted : 18 July 2011 17:07:08(UTC)
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Paul Duell

Paul Duell wrote:
Paul Duell... is embarassed by how closely he resembles his forum avatar.
...is embarrassed by his inability to spell "embarrassed" at the first attempt.
Safety Smurf wrote:
Now with all due respect, I've seen avatar and you aint no blue dude!
Wait till I get my face paint on, next time Portsmouth are in the Cup Final. Admittedly that might be quite a long wait.
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