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Andrew W Walker  
#1 Posted : 22 July 2011 09:48:03(UTC)
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Andrew W Walker

Zimmy  
#2 Posted : 22 July 2011 09:52:44(UTC)
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Zimmy

You called? Now you have me, you no longer want me...men!
stuie  
#3 Posted : 22 July 2011 10:12:46(UTC)
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stuie

It was this big (.................................................) honestly love!!!!!
jwk  
#4 Posted : 22 July 2011 10:13:37(UTC)
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jwk

Keep away from the sharp pointy things at the front, risk of legs becoming detached Keep away from the thrashing bit at the back end, risk of being hurled into the water Do not touch skin, risk of abrasion In fact, just keep away, move away from the shark, nothing to see here, move away from the shark, John
David Bannister  
#5 Posted : 22 July 2011 10:14:16(UTC)
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David Bannister

As it's Friday, one of my findings would result in the safe work instruction: Use the head, not the side of the boat!
stuie  
#6 Posted : 22 July 2011 10:17:21(UTC)
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stuie

Dont panic, dont panic!!!!
Andrew W Walker  
#7 Posted : 22 July 2011 10:18:58(UTC)
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Andrew W Walker

quote=stuie]Don't panic, don't panic!!!!
We're Doooomed. Dooomed I say!!!! (In a Scottish accent)
smitch  
#8 Posted : 22 July 2011 10:34:01(UTC)
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smitch

Dahhhh dah dahhhh dah…..dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah. “Were going to need a bigger boat”
Safety Smurf  
#9 Posted : 22 July 2011 10:42:32(UTC)
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Safety Smurf

"These sharks belong in the sea, they don't belong on land." 'These sharks belong in the sea?' As opposed to those sharks that don't?
descarte8  
#10 Posted : 22 July 2011 10:44:36(UTC)
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descarte8

+1 smitch, nice quote
chas  
#11 Posted : 22 July 2011 11:18:33(UTC)
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chas

They do it different in Oz.....Send in the shark eating dogs...... http://www.bbc.co.uk/new...ld-asia-pacific-14240192
m  
#12 Posted : 22 July 2011 12:54:02(UTC)
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m

In a Harry Hill voice...now I like sharks in boats but I also like fishermen, but which is better? There's only one way to find out.....
Andrew W Walker  
#13 Posted : 22 July 2011 12:56:10(UTC)
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Andrew W Walker

m wrote:
In a Harry Hill voice...now I like sharks in boats but I also like fishermen, but which is better? There's only one way to find out.....
Thsts the best one so far!!!!! Andy
Moderator 2  
#14 Posted : 23 July 2011 06:20:27(UTC)
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Moderator 2

This topic is now locked since it was a 'Friday' topic. Onlookers should be aware that, due to the stressful nature of the profession, some forum users unwind on a Friday. The advice in these topics turns into a pumpkin at midnight.
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