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kevkel		#1 Posted : 09 May 2014 10:01:42(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		If you could chose any sign to display in your workplace what would it say? For me it is; "Where do you think you are today?" This refers to the shoes and clothing some people think is appropriate to wear to work. Some look like they are on a night out! Have to keep reminding them of whats appropriate. Kevin
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A Kurdziel		#2 Posted : 09 May 2014 10:26:10(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		KevKel I agree entirely. I think a frock coat, cravat and bowler is a must around the office. And secretaries should talk more pride in their crinolines.
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Safety Smurf		#3 Posted : 09 May 2014 10:45:47(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Mine would say; "Carrots out of stock due to high demand" "Sticks will be used as a replacement product!"
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stevedm		#4 Posted : 09 May 2014 10:48:08(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		I don't know whether this is good or bad...had 3 young women turn up on a first aid course with short skirts and flip flops on...the instructor I was assessing didn't know here to put himself!!! :) Signs... I actually have this one.... 'DANGER - TO AVOID SERIOUS INJURY. Don't tell me how to do my job'
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Lojikglos		#5 Posted : 09 May 2014 11:36:08(UTC)
Rank: Forum user		live by this rule every day.... " Wake up, Be Awesome , Sleep"
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Safety Smurf		#6 Posted : 09 May 2014 11:46:26(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Lojikglos wrote: live by this rule every day.... " Wake up, Be Awesome , Sleep" If were moving onto mottos, mine's; "Per Ardura ad Tavernum"
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rockybalboa		#7 Posted : 09 May 2014 12:24:09(UTC)
Rank: Forum user		Mine is "all nosey screen readers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" and "cover your mouth when you cough, eat or sneeze" nightmare!!!!!!
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Animax01		#8 Posted : 09 May 2014 12:43:23(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Be a change you wish to see in the world.....
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mootoppers		#9 Posted : 09 May 2014 13:56:19(UTC)
Rank: Forum user		Both of these signs are required currently.... Man up and grow a pair or Shut up and deal with it. Both should be displayed in the style of 'Keep calm and carry on'.
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Safety Smurf		#10 Posted : 09 May 2014 14:14:53(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		mootoppers wrote: Both of these signs are required currently.... Man up and grow a pair or Shut up and deal with it. Both should be displayed in the style of 'Keep calm and carry on'. PM me your email address. The first one is ready!
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Tigers		#11 Posted : 09 May 2014 14:57:45(UTC)
Rank: Forum user		Safety Smurf - see you nicked the RAFR motto "Per Ardura ad Tavernum" please return it. It was also translated in 1974 to "Letsgetin - tNAAFI"
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stevedm		#12 Posted : 09 May 2014 15:02:12(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		To the stars..moto of the RAF ' I don't have an attitude problem I just have a personality you can't handle' :)
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Safety Smurf		#13 Posted : 09 May 2014 15:03:14(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		SteveDM wrote: To the stars..moto of the RAF ' I don't have an attitude problem I just have a personality you can't handle' :) I prefer 'Through Adversity to the Bars'
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Mr.Flibble		#14 Posted : 09 May 2014 15:04:10(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		As its Friday, my signs; 'It's always funny until someone gets hurt, then its just hilarious' 'You make being a reasonable person extremely difficult'
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firesafety101		#15 Posted : 09 May 2014 15:32:14(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		How about simply "GO HOME"
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SBH		#16 Posted : 09 May 2014 15:34:58(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		In case of fire sound alarm first... then tweet
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stevedm		#17 Posted : 09 May 2014 15:52:13(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		This might touch a nerve with some people.... 'I realise humour isn't for everyone. It is only for people that want to have fun, enjoy life and feel alive.' - Anne Wilson Schaef.
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jfw		#18 Posted : 09 May 2014 18:13:00(UTC)
Rank: Forum user		"Save wasted time ! - Spend it when you've nothing else to do !"
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Steve e ashton		#19 Posted : 09 May 2014 19:14:04(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Always have "SODOMAVERO NON SAPIENTIS" displayed. When they ask what it means I tell them I'm buggered if I know....
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John D C		#20 Posted : 09 May 2014 20:10:15(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Caution Human beings at work
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John J		#21 Posted : 09 May 2014 20:56:05(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		'This machine has no brains - use your own'.
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Graham Bullough		#22 Posted : 10 May 2014 23:29:26(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		An appropriate sign for some or more workplaces is " You don't have to be mad to work here, but it certainly helps!" In some workplaces it comprises no more than a piece of whimsical humour. However, the same words can have a starker interpretation in workplaces with significant levels of work-induced stress among employees. :-(
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boblewis		#23 Posted : 11 May 2014 14:15:42(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		The one I really want is for carparks Beware Morally Disabled in operation. It is designed for erection at Accessible Parking bays for the disabled. Guess my favorite hate:-) I think euthansia of such peopple should be manadatory!!!
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