Don't know if it counts, but paintball

Just popped in for a bit of light relief whilst the missus makes my dinner - reminds me of when I was an employee, pot holing, tight rope walking & other similar such team building activities back in the '80's. we even had an It's a Knock Out...... thankfully not with Stuart Hall. The best one though was walking over hot coals..... prior to walking across said hot coals you had to try & convince yourself they weren't hot..... shouting out phrases such as long cool grass as you ran through these hot coals. You couldn't write it eh..... burnt feet a plenty, national press had a field day & the 'boss' got the bullet. So beware of of extra curricular activities.

Not an RA but I submitted a RIDDOR report that read - running away from a ghost... the big question here is was this a work related accident :) What was the control measure in your RA?

Welly Wanging Was an event at a local church fete a few years ago. Hence, from experience;- 10% will go backwards [some at a great rate of knots] 5% will go straight up [and down again] 30% will go off to one side or another [in our case, into peoples back gardens that bordered the grounds] and the remaining 45% will spread themselves all over the designated 'landing'area [ranges were 5m (kids) to 50m (People who took it too seriously)] Lots of near misses with the welly collectors. Enjoy [and have plenty of spare wellies]

I'm sure I have a method statement for that. Oh... "WELLY". Right, carry on.

45%!!! - forget spell checker - I want a maths checker! [of course its 55%]

My steel-toe boots'll take some wanging!