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Andrew W Walker  
#1 Posted : 04 December 2015 09:05:15(UTC)
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Invictus  
#2 Posted : 04 December 2015 09:27:06(UTC)
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Invictus

Is that you then?
martin1  
#3 Posted : 04 December 2015 09:33:09(UTC)
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martin1

Best response ever!!! Laughed out loud for first time in ages due to this forum.
firesafety101  
#4 Posted : 04 December 2015 09:44:29(UTC)
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firesafety101

Good one for Friday, I have to say some of that went right over my head but I am one who does not share that type of picture on facebook, thankfully.

Andrew W Walker  
#5 Posted : 04 December 2015 09:47:40(UTC)
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Andrew W Walker

Invictus wrote:
Is that you then?


Ouch
David Bannister  
#6 Posted : 04 December 2015 09:50:06(UTC)
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David Bannister

Just posted this on Facebook, quoting Invictus. Can't wait to see some of the responses!
Invictus  
#7 Posted : 04 December 2015 09:55:08(UTC)
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Invictus

It also counts for Gordon Pennycook, from the university. and then he makes a profound statement at the end.

Just shows not all clever at Uni and he's a professor
walker  
#8 Posted : 04 December 2015 09:56:09(UTC)
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walker

If you track that article back to the scientific paper, it makes interesting reading.
And something we can learn from.
Invictus  
#9 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:05:14(UTC)
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Invictus

It's not for me all profound things as Oscar Wilde said 'Be yourself, everyone else is already taken'
walker  
#10 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:08:54(UTC)
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walker

quote=Invictus]It's not for me all profound things as Oscar Wilde said 'Be yourself, everyone else is already taken'


i think anyone who quotes Oscar Wilde is a bit of a Pseudo ;-)

Invictus  
#11 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:13:52(UTC)
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Invictus

It was the only one I could find! As me dad said 'shut the door on your way out'
Invictus  
#12 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:15:53(UTC)
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Invictus

walker wrote:
quote=Invictus]It's not for me all profound things as Oscar Wilde said 'Be yourself, everyone else is already taken'


i think anyone who quotes Oscar Wilde is a bit of a Pseudo ;-)




That's a lot of names to call on person!
walker  
#13 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:19:16(UTC)
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walker

I assume you did clock the wink at the end
martin1  
#14 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:21:48(UTC)
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martin1

If I buy one of these posters and put it above my desk do you think everyone will understand I am being post modern ironic or will they just think that I am still a wally?
Invictus  
#15 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:24:15(UTC)
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Invictus

walker wrote:
I assume you did clock the wink at the end


Yep!
Invictus  
#16 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:26:40(UTC)
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Invictus

Walker as they say 'a nods as good as a wink to a blind cat!'
walker  
#17 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:38:33(UTC)
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walker

Invictus wrote:
Walker as they say 'a nods as good as a wink to a blind cat!'


I'm getting sick of your Oscar Wilde quotes (even though it was one of his better ones).
Invictus  
#18 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:53:57(UTC)
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Invictus

walker wrote:
Invictus wrote:
Walker as they say 'a nods as good as a wink to a blind cat!'


I'm getting sick of your Oscar Wilde quotes (even though it was one of his better ones).


'You can call me anything you like, as long as it is not late for breakfast'
Invictus  
#19 Posted : 04 December 2015 10:58:49(UTC)
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Invictus

Walker you need to understand, “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
RayRapp  
#20 Posted : 04 December 2015 11:36:15(UTC)
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RayRapp

I know it's silly Friday but good Lord, have these academics nothing better to study!
Invictus  
#21 Posted : 04 December 2015 11:37:37(UTC)
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Invictus

Ray yes they have but nothing worth while.
A Kurdziel  
#22 Posted : 07 December 2015 15:29:57(UTC)
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A Kurdziel

I have just seen these and they look like some of the slides from my PowerPoints that are aimed at directors and senior and managers; pitched it just right then!
johnmurray  
#23 Posted : 07 December 2015 17:21:23(UTC)
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johnmurray

"Scientists find no link between intelligence and social media"

Dr Simon R Sole (MSC) of Bedford BackStreet University noted that in spite of quite obvious links between salacious stories on faceberk and being transferred to websites featuring, at best, gross amounts of advertising, and at worst gross amounts of gross indecency, people still keep clicking on them.
After extensive research, and clicking, he came to the conclusion that the average IQ of a faceberk user is lower than a slugs belly..
If anyone wishes to contact Simon, he now has a new post as security doorpost at a local tesaldsains store..
Invictus  
#24 Posted : 08 December 2015 12:49:44(UTC)
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Invictus

Never used it saw someone's one time and realised I didn't care what people had to eat, if they were sitting watching something, enjoying a bottle of wine etc. Complete and utter garbage if you ask me!
biker1  
#25 Posted : 08 December 2015 14:42:13(UTC)
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biker1

Or could it be that more intelligent people consider themselves far too sophisticated to fall for simple motivational statements?

As for academics carrying out such research, I'm afraid that most academics I've come across couldn't find their own backsides without a map (and that's the clean version!).

I do agree about social media; people who make wide use of this, especially Facebook, seem to have a profound belief that the world is interested their lives and everything they do. If that makes them happy, carry on, but don't expect me to follow their drivel.
Graham Bullough  
#26 Posted : 11 December 2015 00:26:03(UTC)
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Graham Bullough

There seem to be numerous media stories nowadays about all sorts of studies by obscure academics around the world. Moreover, the findings of some studies often seem to contradict those of others about similar topics. My favourite ones are those which assert that drinking lots of red wine has health benefits. Believe it or not (and best not to!), after reading about such a study, I try to drink plenty of red wine each day just to be sure of getting a sufficient dose. Therefore, imagine my despair when I read of a study which declares red wine to be harmful. However, such despair is tempered by knowing that it won't be long before another 'red wine is beneficial' study is publicised and I can get back to quaffing some nice Shiraz!!! :-)

JohnMurray's wry posting at #23 prompts me to suggest that Dr Sole's reference to the lowness of a slug's belly as a comparator with the average IQ of a Faceberk user might be resented by members of the various organisations dedicated to the study of molluscs. For the benefit of forum users looking for a new word to sprinkle in their conversations, such organisations include the Conchological Society of Great Britain and Ireland founded in 1876 ! :-)

On a literary note, some forum users familiar with 'Monty Python' might be wondering if the phrase "A nod's as good as a wink to a blind cat" mentioned by Invictus at #16 was either a misquote of or the basis for "A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat" as uttered by Eric Idle in the "Nudge Nudge" sketch. According to http://www.phrases.org.u...s-as-good-as-a-wink.html the phrase was first recorded in the 18th century and the creature involved was a blind horse. However, I've had no luck in ascertaining if the 'blind cat' version was ever coined by Oscar Wilde. :-(

Graham B

p.s. For what it's worth, my offering to the world of pseudo-profound/intellectual phrases is "Aspiring to excellence in mediocrity" !
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