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Posted By Gilly Margrave
Following on from a slight hijack of the Interesting Ice Breakers thread.
I Who HAV nothing
I don't want to set the world on fire
ALARP in the clear air
Needlesticks and Pins
Gilly
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Posted By James Byatt
I'll add mine from the other thread then Gilly...
Loler - The Kinks (and yes, I know it was Lola as in "See-Ell-Oh-Ay"...but it works!)
Accidents will happen - Elvis Costello
and what about;
I've got a brand-new conbine harvseter, and I'll give you the key....but only if your qualified and competent to drive it.
James
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Posted By Heather Aston
I can't stand up for falling down
Slip-sliding away
Hazzard
Don't come the cowboy with me sunny Jim (one for dealing with certain contractors)
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Posted By Gilly Margrave
Guess I'd better copy across the original one them
A You're RIDDORable
Gilly
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Posted By Lorna
How about
Safety Dance by Men Without Hats
(Sadly I now have the tune stuck in my head!)
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Posted By Gilly Margrave
These boots were made for walking (and so don't comply with EN345)
Putting on my hard hat, putting on my hi-vi
PUWER the sunshine of my life
Gilly
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Posted By James Byatt
R.E.S.P.E.C.T - Aretha.
Some of that'd be nice.
Where ever I lay my hard-hat, that's my home - Paul Young.
I Remember this one from my school assembly days - "We are climbing Jesus' Ladder" - WELL GET OFF, YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED ONE PERSON AT A TIME!
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Posted By Jim Walker
I'll do anything for you DSEAR
Every breath you take (confined spaces training?)
Good vibrations
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Posted By Gilly Margrave
Following on from Jim's
Take my breath away
Take me high
Walk Like a Man (Approved Carriage list)
Wake me up before you go go (Borehole Sites and Operations Regs aka long meetings regs)
Gilly
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Posted By Martin R. Bessant
How about:
"The Sun has got his (safety) hat on; hip hip hip hooray."
As it is such a nice sunny day in London, I could not resist it!
Martin.
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Posted By James Byatt
Would you like to swing on a star? - Not unless I'm wearing a fall arrest system.
Is it me or does anyone else think The NEBOSH sounds like a dance? Along the lines of head-banging? Sounds more painful though.
Gilly - please don't start a thread on safety dances :-)
- they're all lethal after a few sherberts
One more for the road,
"pack up your troubles in your old kit bag" - but if it weighs more than 25K use 2-man lifting
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Posted By Gilly Margrave
I was waiting for someone to mention sherberts. After a few pints of nectar I have been know to sing
BeCOSHH the night
No I won't start on the dances - I used to be a tap dancer but I kept falling into the sink.
Gilly
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Posted By Philip McAleenan
and of course there's a little ditty for remembering the names of good safety consultancies.
"Rule Britannia..."
Philip :)
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Posted By Eric Burt
Slade
C'mon feel the Noyz (at Work)
Beach Boys
Good, good good, good vibrations......
David Bowie
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust......
Anastasia
Left outside alone (with no lone-working policy)
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Posted By Gilly Margrave
Who recorded that? Was it The Adverts?
Couple of Music Hall favourites
My old man said follow the van (for Banks Persons)
and I'm surprised noone has mentioned
IOSHua
Gilly
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Posted By Ron Young
Tie me kangaroo down.(when working from heights) Rolph H
I get a kick out of you (farm workers)
First cut is the deepest. Rod S (Butchers anthem)
Something in the air. Thunderclap Newman. (Chemical plants)
The only way is up (DSEAR failures)
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces ( other DSEAR failures)
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Posted By martin mckeown
How about:-
DSEAR Prudence - The Beatles
Safety Sign of the times - Prince
There's a guy works down the CHIPS 3 shop who swears he's Elvis - Kirsty Mcoll
Electricity - OMD
Better stop now as I am showing my age.....
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Posted By Kevin stone
See safty IS fun!!!
You can keep your (safety) hat on
or here is one for bad practice
Dancing in the Dark
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Posted By Laurie
One for the anarchist safety officer
"I'll be Glad When You're Dead, You Rascal You"!
(Now that's what you call showing your age!)
Laurie
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Posted By Peter Lee
Lolers Theme : Shapeshifters (for all you young 'uns under 40)
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Posted By Dr. Andrew Rankine
Sorry, colleagues, can't resist adding these.
'Air that I breathe' (Hollies if you're a wrinkly, otherwise Simply Red)
'All that hammering' (is exceeding the Action Level) - (Mary Black)
'Blinded by the light' ("That'll teach you to wear a welding mask") (Manfred Mann)
"Poison" - Alice Cooper
"Everybody hurts" - REM
"Let it bleed" (until the First Aider arrives) (Rolling Stones)
"Locked out" (and tagged out too) (Crowded House)
... Quick, here's the boss. Look busy!
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Posted By Kevin stone
Who sang that???
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Posted By Adam Jackson
Perhaps one for how a lot of other people see us safety gods...
Money for Nothing
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Posted By Chris Boocock
What about the Who's:
"Won't Get Fooled Again"!
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Posted By Eric Burt
Bee Gees (from Saturday Night Fever)
circa 1978 - John Travolta walking down the street with a tin of (lead-free) paint
"You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk......
STAYING ALIVE, STAYING ALIVE ah, ah, ah, ah,
STAYING ALIVE !!"
(Sung in a VERY high voice)
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Posted By Kim Sunley
Any Smiths fans out there??
Girlfriend in a COMAH
Ok slightly less obscure and for all risk managers
Take a Chance on Me (Abba)
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Posted By Mark Bywater
From Coldplay's A Rush of Blood album - Warning Sign,
and the Parachutes album - Don't Panic,
The Stylistics - Stop Look Listen,
One for confined spaces, Men at Work - Down Under,
Membership of IOSH = Part of the Union (Strawbs),
Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere - anyone associate with that one?
We gotta Get Out Of This Place (if it's the last thing we ever do),
Crush - Jennifer Paige,
Poor seating arrangements = I'm Still Standing - Elton John
If they won't wear their PPE just quote T. Rex - Get It On.
Mark
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Posted By Peter Lee
Meatloaf: I would do anything for love (but I won't do that)........well not without a Risk Assessment and a Safe System of Work!
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Posted By Paul Grey
'Where ever I lay my hard hat, that's my home!'
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Posted By Karen Todd
No lone working - "Stay (with me)", Shakespeare's Sister
When things get too much for the safety officer - "Yeah, you really got me, you got me so I can't sleep at night..." The Kinks?
Karen
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Posted By Richard Chalkley
How about "Together in Electric Dreams" - Human League?
Richard.
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Posted By Gilly Margrave
I love the Sound of Broken Glass
Under the Boardwalk (confined spaces)
London's Burning
Making Plans for Nigel (CDM)
Climb Every Mountain (any news on the changes to Working at Height?)
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Posted By Chris Boocock
How about the Beatles': "Back in the PSSR" (Pressure Systems Safety Regs.)
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Posted By Richard Chalkley
Under Pressure
I like driving in my car (only if you have completed the 'driving safely' training)
Cardiac Arrest
Atomic (accident) - Blondie
Any song by -
The Chemical Brothers (COMAH)
Crash Test Dummies
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
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Posted By Gilly Margrave
In the event of anoxia:
Red Roses for a Blue Lady
Gilly
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Posted By Paul Grey
Carter - the unstoppable safety machine
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Posted By Adam Jackson
Nice one! Carter, who also did the classic "Look Mum, No Hands".
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Posted By Zoe Barnett
One we'd all like to hear from those we are inspecting:
"Everything I do, I do it for you" (Bryan Adams)
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Posted By Delwynne
'Why does it always rain on me' (Travis), when I go out to do my safety inspections? 'From a distance' (Bette Middler) it looks 'perfect' (Fairground Attraction) but close up it 'don't impress me much' (Shania Twain).
Sometimes I think I've found a 'changing man' (Paul Weller) but most of the time he's 'the joker' (Steve Miller Band). Sometimes it's 'unbelievable' (EMF). One day all my safety inspections will show only good points [I should be so lucky] (Kylie). But until then I know that 'when the going gets tough' (Billy Ocean), you can always blame the safety manager.
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Posted By James Byatt
The Good 'ole Boys - Theme from the Dukes of HAZARD!
Safety in Numbers - Erasure
It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it - Bananaramananerramananeramar
and... sung to the tune of D.I.S.C.O...(Ottawan)
C - O - S - H - H, they ar C, corrosive, they are O, bloody 'orrible, they are S, super smelly, they are H, really hazardous, they are uuuuunnnnnnnn...healthy
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