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Admin		#1 Posted : 19 August 2005 14:52:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Charley Farley-Trelawney "The Health & SafetyAdministration of this company has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my rear end is two persons at a time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. Since you have arrived sixth in line to RIDE MY A**E please take a number and WAIT YOUR TURN!" (printed and positioned on the outside of my office door. Does anyone have any better ones for next Fridays quote of the week on my door? clean ones please, I don't want the moderators getting cross!) Charles
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Admin		#2 Posted : 19 August 2005 15:22:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Lilian McCartney Fell off Ladder - If urgent contact me at fracture clinic
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Admin		#3 Posted : 19 August 2005 15:47:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By anon1234 You didn't care when I knocked on your door, so why should i care now your knocking on mine
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Admin		#4 Posted : 19 August 2005 15:48:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By anon1234 Haven't you read the H&S policy, you're all responsible for safety, not me!
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Admin		#5 Posted : 19 August 2005 16:42:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Karen Todd I feel as if I may as well have this one up: "Tea and sympathy available. Enquire within". Karen
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Admin		#6 Posted : 19 August 2005 16:46:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Alias "I told you it wasn't safe" "I told you not to come crying to me!"
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Admin		#7 Posted : 19 August 2005 16:49:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By John D Crosby " An emergency on your part does not necessarily constitute one on my part" or " a lack of planning on your part does not necessarily mean an emergency on my part" John C
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Admin		#8 Posted : 19 August 2005 16:51:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Robert. The floggings will continue until morale improves
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Admin		#9 Posted : 19 August 2005 16:52:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Bill Elliott Sign on wall - in times of extreme stress bang head here!
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Admin		#10 Posted : 19 August 2005 17:30:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Rob T Sign on the door - Title - H&S Complaint Department Picture - a hand grenade with a label attached to the pin, marked 1 Note - please take a number and wait your turn. (This is in the explosives section!)
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Admin		#11 Posted : 19 August 2005 17:34:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Charley Farley-Trelawney These are great, isn't it nice sometimes in this overly serious world we live in and make our H&S living to have a light hearted moment?! 'May the force be with you ; and God bless you all'. Charles
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Admin		#12 Posted : 19 August 2005 17:35:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Brett Day Don't ask me, I only work here !
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Admin		#13 Posted : 21 August 2005 19:01:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Ron Impey Caution - Seriously Stressed Safety Adviser.
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Admin		#14 Posted : 21 August 2005 21:32:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By David J Bristow Charley "closed due to accident" have a nice weekend! Regards David B
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Admin		#15 Posted : 22 August 2005 11:43:00(UTC)
Rank: Guest		Posted By Nigel Souster don't come running to me when you break your leg!!!
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