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Posted By Merv Newman
The French ran a survey and came up with 127 job titles for "the safety person"
Can we do any better ?
Real job titles may be posted here, of course, as may the scurrilous. Perhaps the more scatalogical should be e-mailed directly to me.
Merv
(I thought of this earlier in the week but decided to hold it for Friday)
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Posted By Gilly Margrave
Hi Merv,
Being involved with workstation safety in libraries I suppose my title might include
Safety Health & Information Technology
Gilly ;)
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Posted By Kate Graham
"The IT person" (when assessing a workstation)
Or perhaps she was just referring to my sex appeal
Kate
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Posted By Brett Day
Safety Advisor
Safety Officer
Safety Engineer
Oh F*&! it's him again
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Posted By Mr T Wilcock
try this one,
General Environmental Training Officer, Utilising Task Managers Overseeing Risk Evaluations.
The acronym for this would be very interesting on your cv. No i have nothing better to do this time of night..............
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Posted By Robin
Try Safety Clown!
Safety Engineer is the most miss used in my opinion.
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Posted By Ron Impey
He/She Who Must Be Obeyed (Not)
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Posted By Jonathan Sandler CMIOSH
Jack of all trades master of none
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Posted By IT
Several spring to mind.
The Expert
The Responsible Person
The Safety Guru
The Professional Safety man
and as an Inspector my favorite just before producing my ID card.
Who the F#*& are you ?
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Posted By AlB
IT - I like that last one - nice to have a bit of a smile on a Monday morning!
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Posted By gham
the [expletive deleted] in a tie
i try not to wear a tie any more so that just makes me a [expletive deleted]
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Posted By gham
that was meant to read Tw@t
Will I'll get barred now?!!
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Posted By Bob Shillabeer
Mmmm, It seems to me that either you all have a low opinion of what you bring to your organisations or there is a very poor culture in you company. Yes it's a hard job to convince some people that you are there for their benifit and welfare because you ask them to do things that are often seen as onurous and a waste of time because they don't understand or its we've always done it this way syndrom. You have to keep at it no matter what they call you. My job title has nothing about safety in it I am a business systems advisor and the company I work for has a policy that safety is an integral partr of our way and method of doing our business, but I still get the questions why do we need to do this? Its a fair question and one you need to be ready to answer.
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Posted By IT
@ Bob
I don't believe it is us that have the low opinion ,it's our banter and often the titles you see are given by NON Safety people (both Managers and Labour).
What you see is what I hear every day and not just from my company who actually value Safety either.
Thanks AIB ,it was one I heard quite frequently Especially from Managers ,all inspectors I worked with often heard it ;)
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Posted By ITK
Grim Reaper...
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Posted By Ron Hunter
We did some canvassing recently to determine what might be the collective noun (you may remember these from school or pub quizes)for a group of safety professionals. The answer came back as "A B***ard of safety advisers".
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Posted By J Knight
Sexy beast; muscle-bound stud; Mr Dream Delicious; oh, it's you again (at least one of these reflects reality),
John
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Posted By David Mains
When our fire advisor sees more than 2 h&s bods he likes to use the collective noun - a confusion of safety advisors. Oh the irony!
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Posted By Descarte
Kate "The IT person"
Would you not describe yourself as "Safety Health and Information Technology (IT)"
Another interesting acronym for your CV
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Posted By gham
I just asked my boss what my official title is and he said because I look after the refrigeration side of the business that i am
Advisor for
Refrigeration
Safety and
Environmental........ Managment
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Posted By gham
My boss's title is
Advisor for Risk Safety and Environmental Health, Operations, Legislation and Employment
Speaks for it's self
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Posted By Miss B
"Biatch on stealth attack"
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Posted By Linda Crossland-Clarke
Hi
I am Health and Safety... ha ha.
Though sometimes I get known as the "safety bird"!!
Linda
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Posted By PaulA
I always tend to hear the following...
"He's got a cute butt!"
"wow...he's got what it takes!"
"He's the one that made this place such a great place to work"
"Is he married?...shame!"
Ok.... I'll get my coat!!
Regards PaulA
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Posted By Linda Crossland-Clarke
Ha ha Paul
You meant they don't say they've seen you in print somewhere?
Linda
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Posted By PaulA
Linda...
Just sat here in my office and looked out into my garden and studied a bird.. let me describe it...
It had a petite structure with warming eyes. Short legs... but strutted around boldly. I could hear that it owned a friendly and audible chirp! The thing that made it stand out to me was its well rounded... ok.. it was a Robin so in fear of the moderator slapping me I'll let you guess the rest..
How did I do??
Kindest always..
PaulA
"Use me,Abuse me,Dont hurt me!"
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