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Posted By Chris-A
Hello All,
I’m putting together an induction training pack, which I plan to deliver, but wondered if any of you wonderful people had a collection of humorous quotes / picckys I could “borrow”?
I have the “Captain of the Titanic” In all my years a sea I’ve never seen an accident, never had an accident… etc, etc. I believe that strategic humour can be successfully used to help proactively encourage people to pay more attention to safety, without making the topic “too funny”. I also don’t feel it necessary to bombard new starters with bullet points of Legislation - although clearly it IS necessary to explain that it’s there.
Any comments / Help would be very much appreciated.
Kind regards,
Chris
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Posted By James365
A couple of quotes that I like to illustrate the point where people talk about health and safety being "common sense"...
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen" Albert Einstein
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." Frank Zappa
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Posted By Chris-A
:D
Perfect! Thanks very much!
C
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Posted By Joel Frorath
I quite like this one, kinda cheesy but very true.
" There are three kinds of people in life, those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened"
Jack Walsh CEO General Electric
I let you think about that one!
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Posted By CC
Chris
I need to do a new induction pack along with abotu a dozen other things, could you send me something to help me along please.
CC
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Posted By Chris-A
As soon as I have somehting worth sending, I'll be happy to e-mail you a copy CC.
@Joel - Nice ;)
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