Posted By CFT
Seeing the cup of tea thread earlier, and not wishing to hijack it; it reminded me of something that took place in my home town last week that I felt was worth sharing.
We (her Ladyship and I) took an almost new well know pram into a well known charity shop last week to see if they would like it; "sorry darlin" came the stern reply, "we can't take fings like that due to health & safety regulations". "Oh cripes, which ones" I asked, with my wife speaking loudly enough to be heard to say, "just don't start, perlease".
"Its the health an safety for children Act 199ty something or other, and the charity ave adopted a policy to follow this Act to the letter".
At this point most of us would just give up and move on, but no! I felt this was worth exploring further (must have been because I was dragged out shopping) "May I ask where you received the information on regarding this particular Act as I have some knowledge all-be-it clearly insufficient"?
"Yes dear, we have professional conservatents (I think she meant consultants, but it made me smile) who advise us on all ealth an safety Acts an things and the charity have followed it to the letter which is why I can't take the pram from you"!
"OK then, sorry to have troubled you and walked across the road to another well known charity to ask again....."Oh no we can't", came the response. "Oh for goodness sake, I suppose because of ridiculous health & safety laws then" (in a loud enough voice for all to turn round and gaze at me in a fairly crowded shop)
"Oh certainly not dear, there is enough bad press on that lot already, WE SIMPLY HAVEN'T GOT THE ROOM!"
On that note, I was quietly but firmly ejected from the shop by my dear wife, who's face reddened with every step; one minute later we stopped (having not spoken for all that one minute, [I didn't like to interrupt]during the what seemed a march to the third shop; "WAIT HERE" she said; 20 seconds later she returned with no pram lecturing me on how not to rub people up the wrong way; "hmmpf, they were absolutely delighted with the pram" she said.
"But it was the incorrect and obviously inaccurate health & safety referencing that got to me".
"I dare say it was" she shouted; "But don't start on it when we are out, I have enough of it Monday to Friday with all the 'tut tuts' when you read the paper, or the moans when they include health and safety on the news, or when you read your magazines, so stop bringing your work home and to bed, so I don't want to hear about health and safety stories whilst reading a good book, are we clear"?
"Yes d,d,d,ear.
And all I wanted was to give a brand new pram away to a charity;-(
Charley