1. Speeding - over 20,000mph
2. Not contacting air traffic control
3. owns pictures of small children
4. Dealing with small children without being CRB checked
5. Drink Driving
6. Breaking and Entering
7. Trepassing
8. Animal Cruelty
9. Slave Labour - elves
10. Paying Elves less than minimum wage
11. Travelling without passport, failing to show passport to customs
12.using reindeer without rest stops
13. Illegal parking
14. Inadequate lighting when driving at night
15. Drivng without valid registration plate - Insurance violation

And on that note, a very merry christmas to you all !