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freelance safety  
#1 Posted : 26 July 2010 15:13:15(UTC)
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freelance safety
Please cheer me up, I’ve had the worst week for as long as I can remember. This has left me without any work for the next few weeks, so I need people to cheer me up! Funny quotes or any comedy (not rude) please. FS.
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safetyamateur  
#2 Posted : 26 July 2010 15:27:21(UTC)
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safetyamateur
Come to the wrong place, mate.
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Safety Smurf  
#3 Posted : 26 July 2010 15:31:22(UTC)
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Safety Smurf
At least the weather is OK at the moment!
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Steve Granger  
#4 Posted : 26 July 2010 15:37:14(UTC)
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Steve Granger
Freelance - switch off, plug in and recharge. It will (all to) soon be time to power up again.
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freelance safety  
#5 Posted : 26 July 2010 15:39:30(UTC)
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freelance safety
ROFL - Safety Smurf - where are you based, the Med?………………I’ll go and get the noose ready!
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ahoskins  
#6 Posted : 26 July 2010 15:46:02(UTC)
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ahoskins
It's Monday! Who's cheerful on a Monday? Though I can appreciate why you are less cheerful than most...
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freelance safety  
#7 Posted : 26 July 2010 15:55:59(UTC)
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freelance safety
I'm off out for a few beers and a curry!..........................
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Jane Blunt  
#8 Posted : 26 July 2010 16:11:01(UTC)
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Jane Blunt
The US Naval Safety Center is always good for a chuckle, and their photo of the week is usually a hoot. Check out http://www.public.navy.m...unnies/FunniesJuly1.aspx http://www.public.navy.m...o/Photo-of-the-Week.aspx
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DavidFS  
#9 Posted : 26 July 2010 16:14:23(UTC)
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DavidFS
And it's persisting down outside! Bonfire night & Christmas are coming. O pother, that means winter is on its way. Sorry mate, can't help.
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Safety Smurf  
#10 Posted : 26 July 2010 16:39:04(UTC)
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Safety Smurf
Sorry Guys, Busy dealing with sunburn and heatstroke down here in Somerset! ;-)
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freelance safety  
#11 Posted : 26 July 2010 17:00:28(UTC)
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freelance safety
Everyone now hates you, Safety Smurf!
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Ciarán Delaney  
#12 Posted : 26 July 2010 17:06:44(UTC)
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what colour does smurf become when they are sunburnt :-?
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Safety Smurf  
#13 Posted : 26 July 2010 17:25:22(UTC)
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Safety Smurf
freelance safety wrote:
Everyone now hates you, Safety Smurf!
That's alright, get used to it in this job ;-)
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Safety Smurf  
#14 Posted : 26 July 2010 17:26:27(UTC)
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Safety Smurf
Originally Posted by: Ciará Go to Quoted Post
what colour does smurf become when they are sunburnt :-?
Depends how burnt they get! ;-)
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Clairel  
#15 Posted : 26 July 2010 19:25:43(UTC)
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Clairel
Depends on your age perhaps but I'm no youngster and I think this is really funny. You'll have to cut and paste the link. http://www.google.co.uk/...enkoAXuYu8yUyRL7e4ey3ydw
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Clairel  
#16 Posted : 26 July 2010 19:26:45(UTC)
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Clairel
.....actually it should just open as I just tried it.
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GeoffB4  
#17 Posted : 26 July 2010 20:11:55(UTC)
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GeoffB4
freelance safety wrote:
I'm off out for a few beers and a curry!..........................
.. and then I'll drive home to really finish the week!
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bleve  
#18 Posted : 26 July 2010 20:17:51(UTC)
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bleve
Suggest the lamb rogan gosh, pilau rice, and a few cobra's. You could always try a Phal for added entertainment. Remember the words of Monty Python Life of Brian and ALLWAYSSS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE You have to on this forum to be fair
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GurpreetG  
#19 Posted : 26 July 2010 20:34:48(UTC)
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Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue... ...I hope that might help!
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bleve  
#20 Posted : 26 July 2010 20:36:51(UTC)
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bleve
good curryand couple of cobras is better option though
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freelance safety  
#21 Posted : 27 July 2010 08:02:04(UTC)
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freelance safety
What a night, bottles of wine, cobras and serveral curries later.............................last people to leave the curry house, all in all a great night!
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Geoff 1954  
#22 Posted : 27 July 2010 08:40:22(UTC)
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Geoff 1954
Safety Smurf will be OK today, Somerset is grey and overcast, no sun block necessary. Geoff in Somerset.
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sean  
#23 Posted : 27 July 2010 08:50:30(UTC)
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Freelance, We are in the middle of the biggest recession ever, thousands of public sector workers are going to lose their jobs, the England football and Rugby teams couldnt win the toss up (even with a 2 headed coin), the banks still wont help kick start the economy, your getting older every day, but apart from all that i have my health, well i say i have but i am now on medication for the rest of my life, my hip is hurting (arthritus) and i keep getting cold sores? but apart from all that...............?????????????????? That should cheer you up!!
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freelance safety  
#24 Posted : 27 July 2010 09:10:11(UTC)
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freelance safety
Thanks Sean! feeling better now.
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sean  
#25 Posted : 27 July 2010 09:20:34(UTC)
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New that would do the trick! And while im logged on, IOSH have cancelled your membership because you are miserable and take to long to write a thread, and you can't spull proper, what like i can!
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freelance safety  
#26 Posted : 27 July 2010 10:04:08(UTC)
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freelance safety
I've not paid them for the last few years, they have just found out!
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Terry556  
#27 Posted : 27 July 2010 10:49:10(UTC)
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Terry556
Working up in chester, nice hotel, good curry house, nice weather, cold beer in the evenings siiting in the beer garden, heading home to Pembrokeshire today
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Terry556  
#28 Posted : 27 July 2010 10:50:23(UTC)
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Terry556
Working up in chester, nice hotel, good curry house, nice weather, cold beer in the evenings siiting in the beer garden, heading home to Pembrokeshire today
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Hally  
#29 Posted : 27 July 2010 11:26:05(UTC)
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Hally
terry556 wrote:
Working up in chester, nice hotel, good curry house, nice weather, cold beer in the evenings siiting in the beer garden, heading home to Pembrokeshire today
On visits to our Aberdeen depot i currently stay just north of the city (10 mins drive from depot) and it's a hotel, pub and curry house rolled into one. Joyous isn't the word ;)
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freelance safety  
#30 Posted : 27 July 2010 11:56:10(UTC)
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freelance safety
I've been suffering this morning - lol!
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Ciarán Delaney  
#31 Posted : 27 July 2010 12:34:58(UTC)
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Freelance, you cheered up enough now?
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freelance safety  
#32 Posted : 27 July 2010 12:38:08(UTC)
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freelance safety
I’m positively glowing – for all the wrong reasons ROFL!
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Ciarán Delaney  
#33 Posted : 27 July 2010 12:50:36(UTC)
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I can imagine (shuddering involuntarily) what part is glowing.
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freelance safety  
#34 Posted : 27 July 2010 13:01:39(UTC)
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freelance safety
could'nt possibly say!
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Ciarán Delaney  
#35 Posted : 27 July 2010 13:14:07(UTC)
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Well, the memory of the first curry I had in the UK will stay with me to the day I die. Left the guys pick it as I hadn't a clue. Ended up pouring jugs of water down my throat, much to the amusement of my then colleagues. Unbelievable.
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frankc  
#36 Posted : 27 July 2010 13:18:29(UTC)
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frankc
freelance safety wrote:
I’m positively glowing – for all the wrong reasons ROFL!
Why do i keep thinking of the Japanese flag?
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Ciarán Delaney  
#37 Posted : 27 July 2010 13:19:31(UTC)
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That just might cause a problem!!
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freelance safety  
#38 Posted : 27 July 2010 13:22:43(UTC)
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freelance safety
Cold andrex in the fridge!
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frankc  
#39 Posted : 27 July 2010 14:26:21(UTC)
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frankc
Originally Posted by: Ciará Go to Quoted Post
Well, the memory of the first curry I had in the UK will stay with me to the day I die. Left the guys pick it as I hadn't a clue. Ended up pouring jugs of water down my throat, much to the amusement of my then colleagues. Unbelievable.
Tried a curry in Bridgend years ago called Chicken Phal. It was like swallowing a spoonful of the sun.
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Tigers  
#40 Posted : 27 July 2010 15:45:37(UTC)
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Tigers
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss Steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no its letter perfect awl the weigh my chequer tolled me sew
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