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stevedm  
#1 Posted : 12 June 2020 07:59:08(UTC)
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stevedm

.along with the fact that it is Friday and I am congratulating myself for getting through the week without bludgeoning one of my colleagues to death with a coffee cup for mentioning COVID-19 (I would recycle it don't worry the environment will not be harmed)

(For those of you out there it without a humour stick, it is a joke, but I do know how to do running repairs any blunt force trauma so it is all good - and I can prescribe!)...I thought I would lift the doom a gloom a bit and add funny signs that have a serious message....

"In Case of Fire Exit the Building, before tweeting about it"

Sign in a US Safety contractors office "Safety Officer - Here to Save your Ass not Kiss It"

Any more? 

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Sharpe23621 on 12/06/2020(UTC)
RVThompson  
#2 Posted : 12 June 2020 09:02:01(UTC)
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RVThompson

I always liked

'Caution, slippery when wet', and

'Danger, do not touch - not only will it kill you, but it will hurt the entire time you're dying'

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stevedm on 12/06/2020(UTC)
craigroberts76  
#3 Posted : 12 June 2020 10:52:01(UTC)
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craigroberts76

a lever on a calf extension machine at my local gym said "Caution knob will fall off if pulled"

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stevedm on 12/06/2020(UTC)
achrn  
#4 Posted : 12 June 2020 17:26:36(UTC)
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achrn

Originally Posted by: stevedm Go to Quoted Post

.along with the fact that it is Friday and I am congratulating myself for getting through the week without bludgeoning one of my colleagues to death with a coffee cup for mentioning COVID-19 (I would recycle it don't worry the environment will not be harmed)

Recyle the cup or the colleague?

Anyway, I always liked "This site has been accident free since..." to which is appended 'Steve left'.

Not sign related, but similar I did once get to use:

Auditor: "how many people work here?"

Me: "about half of them".

I'd be even more pleased with myself if I'd made it up on the spot, but actually I'd been saving it for ages before someone actually asked the right question.

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stevedm on 13/06/2020(UTC)
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