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Posted By Hilary Charlton
Fly me to the moon (but not if its with NASA)
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Posted By Gilly Margrave
Wide Eyed and Legless? (me on a Saturday night)
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Demolition jobs)
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Posted By Richard Chalkley
When I'm 64 by the Beatles (When I get older, loosing my hair - I'll blame the chronic exposure to hazardous substances)
Help! (I can't interpret these regulations)
Bridge over troubled waters (working at heights)
Twist and Shout - WRULD'S
I shot the sherrif - Violence at work
Fire starter, twisted fire starter - Fire Precautions
and finally (my wife's idea)
Super 'callous' fragilisticexpialidocus - should have worn hand protection
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Posted By John Mackessack
Oops, I did it again!
(Britney Spears, silly moo, should've reported it as a near-miss).
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Posted By Tony O'Keefe
SLIP SLIDING AWAY:
Too many situations to mention
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Posted By Craig L Webster
How about a few for when the HSE show up?
Rush- 'Distant Early Warning'
4 Non Blondes- 'What's Up?'
Brian May- 'I'm Scared'
A- 'Something's Going On', 'Going Down'
Alisha's Attic- 'Do I Lie?'
Alanis Morissette- 'Doth I Protest Too Much?'
Linkin Park- 'Run Away'
...and a few general ones
Alanis (again)- 'Head Over Feet'
Rush- 'Leave that thing alone'
Slipknot- 'Danger- Keep Away'
Linkin Park- 'Nobody's Listening'
ORRABEST
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Posted By Nigel Hammond
"Her name was LOLER, she was a show girl" (Barry Manilow)
"Toxic" (Britney Spears)
"Too Young to Die" (Jamiroquai)
"Disco Inferno" - well it will go up in flames without a fire risk assessment!
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Posted By Ron Young
I'm still waiting (for that increased budget you promised me) Elton John.
Zabadak, Cara cacora cacaracak (Badly fitting RPE in a Narcotic enriched enviromnment) Dave, Dee, Dozey, Beakey, Mick & Titch.
Down the dustpipe (confined spaces) Status Quo
so this is Christmas (you mean I can have my increased budget) John Lennon
Pick up the pieces (DSEAR) Average White Band
Please help me I'm falling (coz there wiz no edge protection) Sydney Devine
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Posted By ANTHONY EVANS
BITS AND PIECES BY DAVE CLARK FIVE
GET THE FIRE BRIGADE BY THE MOVE
PUWER OF LOVE BY JENIFER RUSH
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Posted By Zoe Barnett
Bad Taste Alert
My Heart Will Go On (now I've had my defibrillator training).
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Posted By David Brede
What about Love to love you (Donna Summer) ....
After you have filled in this medical questionnaire, got it signed by your GP and have not had any of the infectious diseases on this list.
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Posted By Maddy McMahon
Industrial Disease - Dire Straits
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Posted By Mike Miller
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces (for the empoyee who refused to wear fall arrest equipment)
Mike (60's child)
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Posted By Stephen J W Clegg.
Boom, boom, shake, shake the room (DSEAR) by Will Smith.
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Posted By philip jones
This may be already on here, but as there are a lot of repliesI havent had time to read them all!!
How about "I owe I owe, it's off to work etc" giving some of the salaries advertised lately.
And Rock a bye baby in the tree top........
Just a thought!!
Phil
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Posted By Robert S Woods
Going Underground (not without a permit your not) The Jam.
Atomic (Blondie)
Smoke gets in your eyes (hope you've got a fire risk assessment).
Flash, Queen(DSEAR).
Fire, Arthur Brown(see above)
Blowing in the wind (COMAH)
Something in the air, Phil Collins (COSHH).
Feeling hot hot hot (Workplace regs)
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