Posted By Danny Swygart I believe not but you should credit the author Don Merrell.

Posted By Descarte heres something I just done, can you tell I don't like mondays? A week long toil forgotten in a glass out on the town its Friday at last 2 days a week time off of your own a layin in bed time recovering at home Sunday has come A day of fun and games then gone and forgotten despair, its monday again Maybe I could think of something pertanent to safety later :-) Des

Posted By Danny Swygart I showed the two poems to our receptionist and she rattled this off. A bit of a Pam Ayres our Hazel...... Hello, lets talk to all the staff To keep them safe but make them laugh! There's lots of dangers we don't see The dodgy step, hot cups of tea, the plant which hangs down in the way why walk when you can run, we say the mat that moves when wiping feet the empty sweet bag on your seat! The wires laying on the floor the wonky handle on the door The fancy shoes, the longer skirt We always hope we wont get hurt! So just beware and walk not run, health and safety can be fun Don't lark about along the hall it could be wet, and you could fall Don't try to tap dance on the stairs don't fondle staff or have affairs! don't leave the toilet in a mess folk have hurt themselves on less! Make sure your chairs's the proper height dangling feet make backs so tight no-one likes their back to ache so do your best to sit up straight. All these silly things are true So now I leave it up to you!