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Posted By Bill01
I attended a meeting recently where numerous safety persons were in attendence, they called themselves Advisors, Managers, Officers, Practitioners etc.
It occurrs to me is there a collective noun that describes a group of these individuals, how about a 'gossip' of safety or even a 'knowledge' of safety.
Bill.
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Posted By Robert K Lewis
An Aggravation?
An Argument?
An "Oh no lets avoid them"
Bob:-)
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Posted By JimE
How about a "confusion" or "intelligencia" ?
JimE
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Posted By Exdeeps
or a "discussion" or may be a "hold up"
Jim
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Posted By Robert K Lewis
Nearly forgot the current favorite re me
An Aggression
I thought I was mild and gentle mannered!!
Bob
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Posted By Stephan
THEM!!!!!
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Posted By Kevin Kelly
A billing of safety officers!!!!
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Posted By Bill01
How about an 'accident' (attempt at irony)
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Posted By Adie
How about a "Circus" or "Hazaed"?
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Posted By The toecap
I rather like a parliament of safety advisors. Or a judge of SA's
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Posted By MP
Quite like
a "procrastination"
an "overhead"
a "greyness"
an "opinion"
and on a more positive note
a "remedy"
an "improvement"
a "principle"
a "reliance"
Enough!
MP
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Posted By David Bannister
A stench may be appropriate - I always manage to clear the room at a party pdq as soon as I admit what I do.
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Posted By steve e ashton
a 'babel'
a 'prattle'
an 'asylum'
a 'bloat'
a 'caring'
a 'pomposity'
a 'salvo'
a 'strangle'
a 'regulation'
or -my favorite - a 'superfluity'
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Posted By Mitch
Superfluity, I get that after a curry!!!
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Posted By Bob Shillabeer
Enough frivolity now, how about a group of safety professionals, thats enough to get most worried but satisfied that no firm outcome will be reached. Seriously IOSH is working hard enough to get the profession onto a higher plain without us running ourselves down even though it may seem fun. Remember this is a public forum so others can and do see what we say about ourselves.
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Posted By Neil Budworth
How about a permit of practitioners ?
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Posted By David Bannister
Bob, I'm delighted that this is a public forum so others may see just how light-hearted we can be.
I expect that a group of actuaries could be fun too, although I wouldn't want to put any money on it. I need to keep saving for the replacement elbow patches.
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Posted By Tabs
A Despair ...
A Tut ...
A Patch ...?
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Posted By Bill01
Bob I can see where you're coming from and David you are right. Safety is all about striking a balance and I think all good safety people (or should that be a gaggle of safety people) can be professional when the job requires it but there's no harm in having a bit of fun as well. As that old saying goes 'All work and no play..........
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Posted By Andrew Cartridge
How About ................. A Thicket
Andy
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Posted By Bill01
Surprise no one mentioned it surely it has to be a Risk..
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Posted By Mitch
Managers
Officers
Advisers
Practitioners
of
Elf
Risk
Safety
MOAPERS!!
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Posted By Paul Harrison
A "discombobulation" think it means confused?
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Posted By MT
A blether. However, maybe only makes sense to Scottish safety persons. ;-)
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Posted By Pete48
I would have thought a "miscellany" or for the posh amongst us a "melange" would suit just fine.
We are such a diverse miscellany that it just seems to fit well on a number of levels.
Of course there is always; a bevy, a clump, a cluster or caboodle just to cover the "C" section :):)
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Posted By GeoffB4
A 'misery' might be a better word. How about that Bob?
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Posted By Richard Altoft
A perspective ?
Or I have heard it said of consultants - but not in this profession perhaps - that they are like Rhino - circle and paw the ground, come in heavy, once you are in their sights they never back up, thick skinned, know how to charge etc -- in which case the collective noun is a crash (of Rhino)
perhaps it is a syrup - older readers will remember the motto on the golden syrup tins - out of the strong came forth sweetness
R
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Posted By MP Grayson
Summit tells me that we should only consider a collective name if there are 5 or more H/S people in the group.
Anyways. I like the sound of: -
1. A Whoop (anyone remember "not the nine o'clock news").
2. A flange.
3. A thicket.
4. A confine.
Crack on.
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Posted By dean todd
A Pain ?
Dean
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Posted By Paul Phillips
The last thing I heard was when a group of safety advisors headed off to a job was a 'nightmare', Or I have heard reference to a 'fence' of advisors,( a collection of big sticks )
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Posted By Peter MacDonald
a "Panic"
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Posted By Sheila EJ Keogh
how about my husband's favourite "the clipboard brigade"..
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Posted By Nigel Price
Depratment.....see the Next Door Neighbour thread below :-)
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