I don't believe it..... last few days have really done my head in. I'll be as brief as I can;
Last week, went to a business I've known for years. Having a factory shutdown & some maintenance work. I've been called to manage some maintenance work. In the past when there's been a shutdown the requirement for hearing protection was relaxed.... no noise so was obviously the right decision. So I go & was not aware of a change, now a new H&S Manager, who had insisted no relaxing of the rule. I was picked up on the audit for not wearing hearing protection - took a noise reading of 46dB(A) & went to see the H&S Manager - who insisted the rule stays because its easier to manage.
Two days later I visit another client, again known for years, and again a very recent appointment in terms of H&S Manager. Director asked me in as his new H&S Manger has still not addressed the 'holes' in terms of out-of-date risk assessments, no fire risk assessments & no asbestos management plan. Director wants me to see what the issues are. I arrive, introduced to him & he has a 'pop' at me for walking up the stairs without holding the handrail, despite nothing in my hands as I'd left my iPad & papers in his office and a further curt remark when I had a cup of coffee without a cup holder.
Finally this morning a meeting with a new H&S Manager, per-arranged by the company Director, his new H&S Manager is not going down well with employees. I arrive & as previous visits drive straight into visitors car park...... Security man comes dashing over..... yes you've guessed it... "Can you reverse park sir"? I explain that if I do I won't be able to open my boot. Nevertheless he insists. So I obey the last order, only compounded by him insisting that he stands between me and the wall which makes my reverse sounders 'beep' and hence the reversing manoeuvre almost impossible. Eventually, after my numerous protestations, he gets put the way. Anyway, as predicted I couldn't open my boot. The Security man then showed real initiative and said 'ok, pull forward, I'll get an orange cone for the front of your vehicle, you switch your engine off, open the boot, get your stuff, restart your vehicle, reverse and jobs a god un". I then asked who brought in this ridiculous process and he told me it was the new H&S Manager. So I said "ok then, here's my business card, give it to him because I'm off home.... Have a nice day". I called the Director on my way home today - told him to get 'rid' and find someone who can keep him legally compliant... H&S 'bod' finishes this Friday.
Interestingly, two of the positions are filled by ex Army. What is relevant to Armed Forces is not always the best way forward in civvy street. People will say that the 'devil is in the detail', ok but let's have the basics in first.
Oh we'll, the sun is shining, I'm having a beer and almost keeping my sanity. Is it just me or do new appointees to H&S positions know something I don't.....?