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MadiB		#41 Posted : 05 August 2015 08:15:57(UTC)
Rank: Forum user		hilary wrote: Had a bloke in my office last week who needed either new shoes or shoelaces as his laces were breaking - hmmm, difficult choice there. I duly dug around in my drawers and came up with the right size of laces for his boots in the right colour (we have all the colours in all the sizes here). I gave them to him in the packet and he then asked me for another packet so he could do both boots at the same time :O. I just stared at him for what felt like hours but was probably just a second or two before explaining that shoelaces were not sold singly. This guy was like ... 40 with a degree!!!! I have a quip about people with degrees - "they can tell you the square root of a jar of pickles but they can't take the lid off!"
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stevedm		#42 Posted : 05 August 2015 11:03:47(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		oi... :) That is a discrimatory Statement! The pickles can't stand up for themselves...... the jar is thier protective factor and gives them comfort. They have to want to come out.... Besides I am sure there is a risk assessment somewhere saying that you Need the correct PPE to open the jar.. I live near a farm and every day when I go past the herd of cows I feel I have to shout abuse at them...turns out I am dairy intollerant... sorry I'll get my coat...
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Invictus		#43 Posted : 05 August 2015 11:07:46(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Taxi!!
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stevedm		#44 Posted : 05 August 2015 11:14:52(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		I think the Japanese flag is just a pie chart of how afraid they are of Godzilla.... :)
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stevedm		#45 Posted : 05 August 2015 11:28:49(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		ooo...I'm on a roll... Did you know that all the Euros are being recalled...? They are going to be reprinted on Greece proof paper.. ok I'm going now... :)
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Artist1		#46 Posted : 06 August 2015 08:50:08(UTC)
Rank: Forum user		I agree. if I remember back in ????? (memories going already) I started one asking 'Am I Too Old' to continue as a H&S consultant. well I am now, however, you cannot take away the experience and knowledge I have soaked up over the forty plus years. OK I have to keep up with Legislation that goes without saying. Competent? yes I will blow my own trumpet and say Yes. I know its only Thursday, but once again I agree, lets bring some humor back to Fridays (Tomorrow). Remember, we can ALL learn something from a bit of humor. Cheers Guys
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Graham Bullough		#47 Posted : 06 August 2015 11:13:07(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Why do some people think humour on this forum should be limited to Fridays?
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Invictus		#48 Posted : 06 August 2015 11:17:57(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Because we are conditioned to believe that Friday is the end of the week so it's a relaxed and fun day. I like Wednesday afternoon myself because there is less of the week in front of you than behind. And of course the moderators seem to be more relaxed and let it happen.
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stevedm		#49 Posted : 06 August 2015 12:18:20(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Thursday is Friday for me as Sunday is a working day... Question that has my American collegue stumped... Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4s...? No it really is ...watching him trying to work it out is funnier than the joke....... :)
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stevedm		#50 Posted : 06 August 2015 14:58:35(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!
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Invictus		#51 Posted : 06 August 2015 15:02:21(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Steve, the point is in the title 'Humorous Fridays' and your missing the point!
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stevedm		#52 Posted : 06 August 2015 15:06:22(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		well done for not reading all the Posts... it doesn't have to be Friday to have a laugh... Cheer up...he who laughs last thinks slowest... :)
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Invictus		#53 Posted : 06 August 2015 15:08:55(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		and he who thinks slowest errrrrrrrrrr.
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stevedm		#54 Posted : 06 August 2015 15:26:41(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		The human race has one really effective weapon...humour :) Think that was Mark Twain..
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Invictus		#55 Posted : 06 August 2015 15:35:29(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		He was a great writer but as a weapon, I can think of other things to use, a gun, tank etc. The pen isn't mighter than the sword, in a fight I know which one I would choose.
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stevedm		#56 Posted : 06 August 2015 15:40:26(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		depends if you can get close enough to stick the pen in his eye... :) and yes I have seen that done...
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Invictus		#57 Posted : 06 August 2015 15:51:27(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		Comes under 'work equipment' did you have arisk assessment?
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stevedm		#58 Posted : 06 August 2015 17:28:46(UTC)
Rank: Super forum user		nah mate dynamic assessment of risk..I ducked he didn't....as it was in the hands of a marketing director I'm not sure it could be work equipment...
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